100+ Corny Jokes For Toddlers & Adults

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Calling all silly families, fans of corny jokes, and overall humor enthusiasts! Join me in a lighthearted exploration of over 100 silly jokes designed to entertain both toddlers and adults. In this collection, find straightforward, corny humor that effortlessly bridges generational gaps, creating a shared space for innocent laughter and hearty chuckles. Ready for a playful journey into the world of silliness? Let the laughter commence!

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Corny one liners:

1. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
2. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
3. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired!
4. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”
5. Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”!
7. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!
8. What did one plate say to another plate? “Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
9. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
10. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s freezing out here!
12. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
13. What do you call a fish wearing a crown? A kingfish!
14. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
15. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
16. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
17. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
18. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
19. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
20. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
21. What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud!
22. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
23. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
24. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
25. What did one hat say to the other? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
26. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
27. What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer!
28. Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!
29. What did one plate say to the other plate? Tonight, dinner’s on me!
30. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
31. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh!
32. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”!
33. Why don’t eggs tell each other secrets? Because they might crack up!
34. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
35. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
36. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? Frostbite!
37. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
38. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
39. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
40. Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!
41. What did one plate say to another plate? “Tonight, dinner’s on me!”
42. How do you organize a space party? You planet!
43. Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels!
44. How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!
45. What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!
46. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems!
47. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together!
48. Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? Because he was outstanding in his field!
49. What did one hat say to the other? “Stay here, I’m going on ahead!”
50. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
51. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
52. How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
53. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!
54. Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks!
55. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies!
56. Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because it was feeling crumbly!
57. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.
58. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
59. How do you make a lemon drop? Just let it fall!
60. Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one!
61. What did one hat say to the other hat? Stay here, I’m going on ahead!
62. What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain!
63. What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear!
64. What did one wall say to the other wall? “I’ll meet you at the corner!”

Knock Knock Jokes:

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again?
2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atch. Atch who? Bless you!
3. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”!
5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Yes, they do!
7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how funny these jokes are?
8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police hurry up and open the door, it’s freezing out here!
9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time for a hug!
10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive your jokes are so funny!
11. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just a knock-knock joke!
12. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cow says. Cow says who? No silly, cow says “moo”!
13. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad we’re friends?
14. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? Moo!
15. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see a scary movie!